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| A Snowball's Chance in Hell |
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Don’t believe the Las Vegas Bookies who’ve counted you out at odds of a billion to one They’ve never seen a flake of snow never been walking down the Vegas strip and felt a falling snowflake clip an eyelash or a lip and suddenly realized that something real cool was about to happen They’ve never built a snowman six feet tall in one inch of snow, but any kid whose ever been in a snowball fight knows what it takes to win The devil has no idea just how big a snowball can get when you been rolling it pushing your promise all the way across the Antarctic eating Polar Bears for breakfast The size of a glacier, is big and cold A hard life like a frozen four leaf clover ready to freeze hell over like the ocean swallowing hot lava freezing molten rock solid A life that hard can make an island out of nothing I can see you down there cool as a cucumber chillin like a villain like icing on a cake raining hail the size of snowballs on the devil’s July parade And even after your snowball has melted come hell or high water, sink or swim, what are the odds that you would be coming back from the beyond like your first day of forever Cause it was their worst mistake ever betting against you making it through a winter storm
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